I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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