I wish i was in the wii world.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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