Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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