There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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