question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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