is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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