if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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