belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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