Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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