the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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