its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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