fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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