how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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