Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need to calm my uterus...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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