So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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