Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Alive.
So much puke
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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