if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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