im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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