these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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