Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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