I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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