my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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