My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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