Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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