My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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