my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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