god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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