I need help removing her.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i think im in europe. pls send help
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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