I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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