Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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