pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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