I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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