Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I need moral support for this bender
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
