we're blogging at a bar
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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