okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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