so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
