I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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