so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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