yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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