ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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