you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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