Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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