is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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