y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
3 2 1 whiskey
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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