Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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