The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I need a hoe opinion
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