Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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