his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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