Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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