Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's just like the Real World with babies
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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